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Snappy Comebacks

We've all been there.

Someone says something that should earn them a solid "face five" (if you catch our drift).

Instead of wasting perfectly good bail money, give these a shot.

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Randomly Selected Comeback

If you had a chance to make another guess what would that be?

Response to a Wrong Answer, Submitted by Tom the Stout

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Exercise Good Judgement when Excuting Comebacks

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No, you're right, let's do it the dumbest way possible because it is easier for you.

Annoying Work Colleague, Submitted by Anonymous the Macho

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Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

Just Inferring, Submitted by Anonymous the Macho

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You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication!

Meds, Submitted by Anonymous the Macho

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If you had a chance to make another guess what would that be?

Response to a Wrong Answer, Submitted by Tom the Stout

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This is why nobody likes you.

Response to a Dumb Comment, Submitted by Tom the Stout

The Manly Art of Barbecue is not responsible for any unintended personal or professional consequences if you fail to read the room before using one of these comebacks.

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Men Are Not Born Knowing How to Barbecue.

...but good luck explaining this to your buddies.

All are capable. Few are trained. Instead, we suffer through years of trial and error, snide comments from our buddies, and smug looks from our fathers-in-law.

This ends now. Here men share hints and hacks to help our brothers in BBQ impress others with their skills.

Grill on, brothers.


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