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Gifts for Babies

Baby showers are a hellscape for men, but winning is fun.

Win the baby shower.

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Child's Bench Press

If the parents are into fitness, this will be the biggest hit of the season. This way kids get to workout with mom/dad on equipment all their own. Bonus points: the parents get to work out too. You're welcome.

Star Projector

This LED projector puts a Pink Floyd-worthy night sky onto a child's ceiling. Functional as a nightlight, yet cool enough to fully distract even the parents among us.

Cookie Teethers

It has been brought to our attention that these are called "teethers" not "chew toys". Good to know. Either way, these are perfect for small humans from 2 months (when they discover their hands and mouths) to 1 or 2 years (when they have all of their teeth). Bonus, they look like everyone's favorite cookie.

Baby Weights

So they successfully wrangled you into going to the baby shower. Point "them". However, that doesn't mean you can't still get a manly gift. These are fun for the kid (because they do make noise) and fun for the parent (who will be taking billions of pictures of their progeny lifting weights in their crib). Win, win.

The Mustachifier

Very little can be said here other than we dare you not to laugh at the picture. You wanted cool uncle points? You got 'em with this one.

Tactical Diaper Bag

Just because he's becoming a dad, doesn't mean he has to surrender to carrying a diaper bag with little giraffes on it. Help him keep his mancard punch-free with this fully-loaded, tactical diaper bag. (Caution: This item does involve a "heavy doodie" pun. Be forewarned.)

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