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Gifts for Kids

This stuff, however, is guaranteed to go to the top of the favorites list...

...not the back of the closet next to the satanic Furby.

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Money Maze Puzzle Box

Still don't know what they'd like? Give money the fun way. The recipient has to maneuver a ball through a maze to release their gift. Give the gift of money and entertainment (and amusement...for yourself as you watch them frantically attempting to release their gift).

Magnetic Bead Board

You think your child is the one who will play with this, but you will steal it within 10 minutes and it will end up living on your desk. This outcome is 100% guaranteed whether kiddo likes it or not.

Pop Socket

Given how attached the next generation is to their phones, you'd think they'd have invented a way not to drop them all the time. Oh wait, they did. This little guy is all the rage with people who want to take selfies while doing God knows what. Make sure to get the right pattern for your recipient's personality.

Clocky the Runaway Alarm Clock

This is a fun way to get the lazy hindquarters of late sleepers out of bed. This alarm clock rolls off the bedside table and runs beeping around the room until it is caught and turned off.

Child's Bench Press

If the parents are into fitness, this will be the biggest hit of the season. This way kids get to workout with mom/dad on equipment all their own. Bonus points: the parents get to work out too. You're welcome.

Star Projector

This LED projector puts a Pink Floyd-worthy night sky onto a child's ceiling. Functional as a nightlight, yet cool enough to fully distract even the parents among us.

Mermaid Tail Blanket

Ever notice that kids are cold, like, all the time? Fix the cold problem with a blanket they'll actually get excited about using.

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